Our First Visitors!

My sister and her husband, Kim and Ben, arrived in Birmingham about 20 minutes after I did.  They had to sleep among half unpacked boxes but we were sure glad to have them!

We ate at some amazing places those two days! Wednesday night we ate at Saw's.  It is a southern BBQ joint with great food.  We asked a lot of questions to the waiter and his answers just confirmed that I know little about southern food.  I ordered "Pork 'n Greens".  What is that, you might ask?  Well duh- it is smoked pork over steamed turnip greens on top of grits with fried onions on top.  Super delicious! Now I know what "'n greens" means.  Not what I thought it meant, but really tasty.

We had lunch the next day at a random place downtown that had good reviews on Yelp.  Babalu's.  It is a tacos and tapas place.  We all got different types of gourmet tacos and Matt got a burger.  The waitress was super southern sweet and told Matt that the burger there-even though they specialize in tacos-would be the best burger one would put in their mouth.  Matt proclaimed that this waitress did not lie! The tacos: They. were. so. good.  Rest assured grits are offered on about every menu in the south-even a taco shop.  This place even had complimentary mouthwash in the bathroom-pretty cool!!

We went to the famous statue in Birmingham-the Vulcan.  The Vulcan is a 56 ft. tall statue of a burly bare-bottomed man.  He is the Roman God of Fire and Forge and is a symbol of the iron industry in Birmingham.

We also went to the Sloss Furnaces. It is a National Historic Landmark here in Alabama.  It is a giant blast furnace that produced pig iron during 1882-1971.  I mean it is really giant!  They have "self-guided" tours...pretty sure we "self-guided" ourselves into places we weren't suppose to be in?!  

It was a HOT day.  I think it is was the hottest day we've had since I've been here.  This week we have had quite a few rain showers to cool us off.  Anyways it was so hot we had to treat ourselves to Steel City Pops.  'Bamers love Popsicles so we had to give them a try.  They were good! Plus they are all gluten free - I tried the Strawberry shortcake. Yum! Some other flavors are Watermelon, Pineapple-Jalapeno, Vanilla Bean, Blueberry Basil, and more.  I gotta try them all!

We love visitors!! We promise to take good care of any of ya'll who want to come check out Birmingham!

42 Hours and No Cruise Control

Matt is a great husband and took it upon himself to move all of our junk down to Alabama.  I would fly down the following week with one bag and Yvonne.  The plan was that Matt would leave Thursday August 6 drive to Denver and sleep in Longmont with my Aunt Jozianne and Uncle Brian.  Friday August 7 Matt would drive to Kansas city and stay with my Brother Spencer and his wife Whitney.  Saturday August 8 Matt would drive the rest of the way to Birmingham and arrive about 6 pm with plenty of time for the Elder's Quorum to help him unload the truck...did that happen?  

Let me remind you of the unluckiness of Matthew and traveling to far away places. 

•  Havasupai trip of 2013: Broken down car that added 5+ hours to our travelling
•  Thailand 2014: Broken down plane that added 24+ hours of travelling (stuck in Rochester, Minnesota might I add) 
• Birmingham the 1st time 2015 (see first blog post): Delayed flight/bad weather that caused -8 hours of sleep 
• Montana 2015: Broken transmission that delayed us 48 hours

All accounts have been since we have been married so I am not sure of all the unlucky times he had before our Era.  

Matt had a great first day of driving to Denver (well after it took over an hour at the Budget Rental Co. to actually get the truck and car trailer).  Matt got to spend the evening with My Aunt and Uncle and Cousin.  They fed him homemade p.f. Cha

ng lettuce wraps (I'm jealous I missed this part of the trip).  He took everything nice and easy and was able to leave for Kansas city the next day early in the morning. 

Friday afternoon while driving, a man in another vehicle flagged him to pull over.  Matt pulled over and the man explained to Matt that a tire on the car trailer was about to blow.  Matt was so glad the nice gentleman flagged him down!  The next exit was a few miles away so Matt slowly made his way to the exit and found a person in town that changed the tire quick. Matt said it was "like NASCAR"!  The mechanic informed Matt that the other side of the trailer had a problem too (bad hub).  Matt decided to drive extra carefully to Kansas City where he would call Budget and have them fix the trailer or get the trailer swapped out for a different one.  

Matt did arrive safely to Kansas city just in time to run a night 10k trail run with Spencer (first things first right? gotta have your priorities in order...) A single track, dark, muddy, hilly trail was enjoyed by both.  Budget was then called and Matt explained what was wrong with the trailer.  They said there would be a man out soon to look at it.
So they (Matt, Spencer and Whitney) waited, talked, waited, and talked (my sister-in-law Whitney had joined the boys by now and she can TALK -meaning it in a good way!!!) and finally at 2:30 in the morning the "mechanic" showed up, looked at it and said he couldn't fix it. Matt could call in the morning for a new trailer to be brought to him.  

Saturday morning Matt got on the phone first thing and talked to several people asking them to bring a new trailer.  For some reason no one could (or wanted??) to help him.  And apparently no one had a budget car trailer in a 30 mile radius of Kansas City... eventually (3 pm) a new trailer came.  Hooray!! By now Matt was tired of talking to people and tired from a late night so he decided to spend the day in Kansas and have a fresh start Sunday.  

The new trailer was in worse condition than the first one!! Matt tried to tell the guy but he assured Matt "it's not my problem-I just deliver the trailer".  It was 11 hours to Birmingham and the boys decided that he might make it.  Early Sunday Matt started off once again.  He was entering the Bible Belt and listened to bible studies on the radio all morning.  So by the time a tire blew he couldn't even swear (I was the one swearing=WTH?!) He waited in Missouri on the side of the road in 105 f for 4 hours for a Budget person to come change his tire (Matt had him bring 2!).  Matt made it to Birmingham Sunday night...Well Monday morning Aug 10 at 12:30 am! But he made it! So glad Matt did the dirty work and moved all of our stuff! I flew into Birmingham on Wednesday the 12th afternoon with little problems (a mixed up seat on the airplane was about all):).  Not to mention Yvonne was an angel on the flights! 

Trains, Planes, and Automobiles (The School Interview That Brought Us to Bama)

The UAB MSHA Program Director heard Matt's crazy travel story to Birmingham for his School interview and requested a write up by Matt:

SLC Airport - Thursday, Jan 8^th, 3:00pm:

I waved good-bye to my step dad at the SLC airport terminal. I took in a deep breath. “Birmingham, here I come!” I thought to myself as I snaked through the security line and onward to gate B14. My first flight to Chicago was scheduled to leave at 4:45pm and I had plenty of time to spare. No worries…or so I thought. “Ladies and Gentlemen we would just like to inform you that, due to adverse weather conditions in Chicago, we will be postponing our boarding time until 6:00pm. Ok, that’s not bad. I’ll just get there an hour later. “Ok, we have just been informed that all incoming and outgoing flights in Chicago have been cancelled, as well as flight 4210 from Salt Lake to Chicago.“

Maybe I wouldn’t be going to Birmingham after all. I walked over to the kiosk to see if there was still a way to get there before my interview started at 8:30am the next day. No luck. The only way to get to Birmingham on Southwest was to first fly through Chicago, and then to Birmingham. “Can you get me to Atlanta?” I asked, somewhat doubtful. “Yes, you’ll arrive at 12:20am, Friday morning.” “I’ll take it.” My first connecting to flight would leave to Denver in just one hour.

Denver Airport - Jan 8^th, 6:30pm

My flight to Atlanta was already 45 minutes delayed, which meant I wouldn’t get there until about 1:05am. During my layover I wrestled with car rental companies over the phone, cancelled my original reservation in Birmingham, looked for the best deal from Atlanta, and arranged my rental with Budget in Atlanta so that I could drop it off in Birmingham on Saturday morning. On my way to Atlanta, I sat next to a professional “Jam skater” (think breakdancing mixed with roller skating, cool! His Video!) who was just travelling back to Atlanta from a competition in Los Angeles. He pointed me in the right direction when we touched down in Atlanta at 1:30am. Needless to say, I did not, or better put, I could not get to sleep on the 2h19min flight from Denver to Atlanta.

Budget Car Rental Kiosk, Atlanta Airport – Friday, Jan 9^th, 2:00am:

               It’s a 2h15min drive from Atlanta to Birmingham. “Hi, I have a reservation under the last name Bonner.” “Ok, that will be $180 including the underage fees.” At this point, I would have paid a hundred more dollars just to get there. “Ok, and I’m charging your credit card $330, including the extra $150 deposit because you are underage.” “Really??” I thought, hoping that my $500 limited credit card wouldn’t be declined because of the few Christmas purchases I had made with it. “Oh, it looks like your card was declined.” “I’m sorry, maybe another car rental company could help you, good luck getting to Birmingham!” I think I needed a whole lot more than luck, what I needed was a God sent miracle. I tried Avis, Dollar, and Hertz with no luck. It was the same story at all places. I even called my credit card company and paid off the card. Still nothing due to the time it takes for the payment to actually go through. At this point, I was not even about to cancel my interview because I got stuck in Atlanta. I was SO close…

Ground Transportation Kiosk, Atlanta Airport – Jan 9^th, 3:30am:

“Looks like your only option is to take the MARTA into town and get on the Greyhound bus that leaves at 6:00am. That should get you there by 7:30am Birmingham time. Unless you want to pay $400 for a taxi to take you there right now.” Ok, the Greyhound was better than nothing. At least it was better than paying $180 for a rental car. (Hertz actually said it would cost me $540 with them, not including the underage fees of $27.00 per day!)

Laying on the Floor, Atlanta Airport – Jan 9^th, 4:00am:

Trying to get a 30-minute nap in at an airport with a half a dozen gas-powered floor waxers was like trying to get a hole-in-one on a par 5 in a hurricane, it just wasn’t going to happen. I had to be up by 4:30am to change in to my suit anyway. After my Clif Bar breakfast, I washed up in the bathroom sink, brushed my teeth, changed, and got to the airport MARTA station.

MARTA Sky Train, Atlanta airport – 4:45am:

All I had to do was stay awake and not miss getting off at Garnett Station like the guys at ground transportation told me. With my luck, I half expected the train to break down. Thank goodness it didn’t.

Greyhound Station, Central Atlanta – 5:15am:

At this point I was getting extremely tired but relaxed a little at the thought of being able to sleep on the greyhound for a little. As I stepped in to the greyhound station, I got some funny looks. I was definitely the only white guy in a suit there.  We boarded the bus promptly at 6:00am.

Greyhound Bus, Central Atlanta – 6:30am:

When the greyhound ACTUALLY left. In case you forgot, I was to be in Birmingham at the Health Professions building room 552 at 8:30am. So, assuming everything went PERFECTLY, I would now be arriving in Birmingham at 8:00am. That would give me 30 minutes to get to UAB. Then the thought crossed my mind: I had no idea where the Greyhound would drop me off. I prayed as I pulled out my phone’s Google map app that it wouldn’t be 3+ miles from where I needed to be. Luckily, it was a straight shot down 18^th Street South… 16 blocks. Just over 1.5 miles. I knew I could make it.

Greyhound Station, Birmingham – 7:58am:

I could hardly sleep on the bus just thinking about how horrifying it would be if I slept through my stop at Birmingham and woke up in Jackson! I had 32 minutes. This would be easy I thought. I might have to jog a little bit, but I would make it on time. The first thing the bus driver does when he gets off the bus is walk straight in to the station. “Wait, I need to get my bags!” I called out. “You’ll get them in a just a minute.” The clock was ticking: 8:03am, 8:04, 8:05, 8:06, 8:07. The driver finally walked back from the station and pulled out my bags. Now I had just 23 minutes to get there on time. I started to jog a little which was a bit challenging with an awkward duffle bag, backpack, and suit. I texted the person who I was couch surfing with that I wouldn’t be able to make it to his place to drop off my bag before the interview. He almost immediately texted me back, “wait at the rainbow underpass, I’m coming to pick you up!”

Rainbow Underpass – 8:19am:

“You’re the best dressed hobo I’ve ever seen, haha! Get in!” Don chuckled and I threw my bag in to his backseat. Alright, now I just had to find the building. Luckily, I spotted it almost right away after we had travelled the remaining 8 blocks. I jumped out and jogged the rest of the way to the entrance just for good measure. With a room number like 552 I could only assume it would be on the 5^th floor.

Elevator, Health Professions Building @ UAB – 8:27am:

A miracle. I can’t believe I travelled all that way, encountered so many set backs and just made it with 3 minutes to spare. Heart pounding, I thanked God all the way up to floor 5…and politely asked if he would not make me do that again. 

- Matt Bonner

Meanwhile, I was only getting tidbits of what is going on....The only time I felt like it was going to be o.k. is when I got this picture message of Matt the Couch Surfer (totally safe way to sleep while travelling right?) all tucked in after a long day of interviews.